Dear President Trump,
First off, let me apologize to you as an American Citizen for the way the speaker of the hallowed house of mine and my fellow American citizens’ representatives behaved before the shocked view of American citizens and the civilized world.
I truly regret that you, as the President of our Great United States of America, had to witness the travesty that Mrs. Pelosi displayed by her uncivilized conduct at her official position. She gave America a black eye.
Next, and the most important purpose of this letter, is to discuss with you the following:
Dear Mr. President,
Our America is still a nation of laws and you are elected as America’s highest-ranking Executive Officer to see it remains so under your watch.
Therefore, pertaining to the criminal activity that I saw take place behind you as you ended your State of The Union Address, I assert the following and seek due process, as your constituent fellow American citizen:
I. Mrs. Nancy Pelosi broke the law and must be charged with the destruction of government property and willful denial of American Citizens’ rights, as documented. See remarks bellow.
II. The House Sergeant at Arms Paul D. Irving must duly proceed to inform the Madam Speaker of the said charges and place her under arrest.
III. It is the duty of the House Sergeant at Arms Paul D. Irving to secure the tore pages of your speech as evidence and safeguard it as such. Besides being evidence of crime, they are still historical documents and part of our national heritage and must be preserved.
The hard copies of the speech that the President handed to the Speaker and the Vice President were no ordinary documents, but pieces of our national heritage to be kept safely and displayed properly so that I can exercise my right to go it see in Washington D.C. with my loved ones and friends, take selfies with it and talk about it. Mrs. Pelosi usurped that right from us. How dare she?
That document, therefore and indeed, was government property which also took American taxpayer’s funds to prepare, and destruction of government property is illegal in America.